talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
He has the fingertips of a God
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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