I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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