Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
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You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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