So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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