Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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