So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
he was CRYING into my vagina
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
