Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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