Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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