You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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