So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Randomize
