I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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