I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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