if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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