I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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