Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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