why didn't you poke me back
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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