Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
