Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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