I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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