let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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