Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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