i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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