If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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