smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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