True but thats because hes a fetus.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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