Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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