The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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