READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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