Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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