Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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