It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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