i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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