no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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