Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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