maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
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