So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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