he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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