So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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