i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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