similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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