I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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