Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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