I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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