if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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