Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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