So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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