sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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