Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
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