Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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