kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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