I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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