Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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