Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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