i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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