My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Hippo gnu deer
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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