I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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