awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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